Letter from a guy tired of chain mails!!!!

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2008.

Because of your kindness:

I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause
cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo .

I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland .

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to
your friends.

If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!

I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates have shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "BillGates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...


No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever,
A Totally Frustrated Engineer.

Pulsar Mania, I love Thump and many more Ringtones

After receiving many request for the Sony I love Thump ringtone, I decided to upload it on Internet so that other may easily download it.

The Link for the File is : Rapidshare

List of the Tones :

1. Sony I Love the Thump Ringtone
2. Pulsar Mania Ringtone
3. Pulsar Mania Extended Ringtone
4. Jasn-E-Bahara Opening Tone (Instrumental from Jodha Akbar)
5. Krazzy 4 tones (5 Tones which are similar to I love Thump Tones)

So Enjoy and do post your feedback

Aditya

Hot beach Pictures of TV Actress Shruti Seth (Shararat Fame)

Today I found two hot pictures of Shruti Seth, Who is the star of Shararat and Comedy Circus.

Its great....

Presence of Mind ( Joke )

In a shop a man asked for 1/2 kg of butter. The salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1 kg packs were available in the shop, but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg. So the boy went inside to the manager's room and said 'An idiot outside wants to buy only 1/2 kg of butter'. To his surprise, the customer was standing behind him. So the boy added immediately, 'And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!'

After the customer left, the manager said 'You have saved your position by being clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?' To this the boy said, 'I come from Mexico. The place consists of only prostitutes and football players!'

The manager replied coldly, 'My wife is also from Mexico'.

To this the boy asked excitedly, 'Oh yeah? Which team does she play for?'

Presence of mind helps, never panic!

Now I left my tensions behind.

Now I have been able to leave my tensions behind. I don't know how long it will work, but till then I am at least without stress.

Hope for a better future.