Complete Text of Rig Veda and other Sacred books

Today I stumbled upon a link which contains the complete text of Rig Veda translated in English along with other Sacred books text of different religions.

Try it and you will love it.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/hin/rigveda/index.htm

Aditya

Little Tommy

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down & enrolled him in the local Catholic School.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn’t kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying.

Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little
Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: “Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?” Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. “Well, then,” she replies, “was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?” Little Tommy looks at her and says, “Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.”

Intelligence

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani were arrested for consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:

“It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.”

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows to my back.”

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your Indian culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”

“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,” Sardar replied.

“In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”

“Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.” The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.

“If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.

And what is your second wish, ?” the Sheik asked.

Sardar smiled and said, “Tie the Pakistani to my back” !!!

KHABARDAR KISINE AB SE SARDAR KA MAZAAK UDAAYA TO

GPRS Setting of Hutch

This text is taken from Hutch Website for easy refrence. You can get the same from the following link :

http://hutch.in/PlanetHutch/PlanetHutch_settings.asp

Sony Ericsson

Setting GPRS and MMS on your phone is easy. Just send SE as an SMS to 123. You'll receive an SMS with the applicable settings, which you have to save on your handset.

Note:
Customers in Maharashtra and Goa can send GPRS N as an SMS to 123, to recieve the settings.

Alternatively, you can configure remote settings by logging on to
http://www.hutch.in/planethutch/planethutch_remotesettings.asp

But if you're using any of the latest models like W550i or higher, you'll be required to set up your phone manually.

GPRS Settings

a) Go to Menu > Connectivity > Data Communication > Data Accounts
b) Now choose New Account and select Account Type as GPRS data
c) Enter New Account as Hutch_GPRS
d) Then fill up the fields below:
APN: portalnmms
Username: ______
Password: ______

e) Click on Save



Once you're done, go back to Connectivity and:
a) Select Internet Settings and go to Internet Profiles
b) Select New Profile and enter name: Hutch_GPRS
c) Connect using Hutch_GPRS
d) Save the settings and return to Internet Profiles
e) Now under Hutch_GPRS, select more and go to Settings
f) Now enter the following details:
Connect using: Hutch_GPRS
Internet Mode: http
Use Proxy: Yes
IP Address: 10.10.1.100
Port No.: 9401
Username: _____
Password :_____

g) Once you have entered all the details, click on Save
h) Now go to advance settings from the more options again
i) Select Change Homepage option and enter the following details:
Name: Hutch_GPRS
Address: http://www.hutchworld.co.in/

j) Now click on Save.
k) Go back to Internet Profiles and select Hutch_GPRS

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MMS Settings
To manually set up MMS on your phone, follow these simple steps:
a) Go to Menu > Connectivity > Data Communication > Data Accounts
b) Now choose New Account and select Account Type as GPRS data
c) Enter New Account as Hutch_GPRS
d) Then fill up the fields below:
APN: portalnmms
Username: _____
Password :_____
Save.

e) Now go to Messaging and select Settings.
f) Go to Picture messages and select Internet profiles
g) Select New profile and enter the following details:
Name: Hutch_MMS
Connect Using: Hutch_MMS
IP Address: 10.10.1.100
Username: ____
Password: ____

h) Now click on Save.
i) Now return back to Picture Messages menu
j) Enter the Message Server Address: http://mms1.hutchworld.co.in/mms/save

Three Smiling Dead Bodies

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls in the police to tell them what has happened.

First body: “Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, inspector”, says the Coroner.

Second body: “Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

The Inspector asked, “What of the third body?” “Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one: Santa Singh, age 30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is he smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.

“He thought he was having his photo taken.”

Using Internet on my Sony W550i with Hutch

At last I was able to start GPRS connection on my Sony W550i.

There was a problem with settings. On W550i or similar models from Sony you need to manually enter the settings. I will post the settings soon.

However after using the settings I was able to access my gmail, yahoo and even orkut by some tweakings.

I used both ways for surfing i.e. first I used the mobile WAP Browser. It showed the wap sites perfectly but for complete surfing I used Opera Java Version and I was able to surf net as I would use on PC. Although bit slow it worked fine. And the charges for gprs on Hutch are fine.

So best way to stay connected is to get a gprs enabled hutch connection and use gprs for all your work.

I even used Google maps on my set and it worked fine. However the problem is that India is not completely zoomable.

Aditya

Interview with Mr. G.K. Nagraj

day before yesterday Mr. G.K. Nagraj of IIM Bangalore visited our Institute for taking Interviews of Students and telling them their faults. I stayed at college till 12:30 in night as I was the member of placement cell.

I gave my interview. Actually it was a little talk while moving because I was having odd electives. He told me to go for Finance (Hardcore Finance) Jobs.

I have to leave the net lab now. So more I will post later.

bye

Create your own Antivirus (Virus Scanner)

Here is a link where you can find a tutorial on creating your own Virus Scanner.

http://www.maximumpcguides.com/?p=78

You can use it to create your personal Antivirus which can be run from Pendrive.

Hope it helped.

Aditya

Holiday's are coming

Holidays are coming soon and I am happy that sooner I will be back at home.

I definetly wanted to go home as soon as possible.

Bye for now as I have to leave the net lab right now.

Will post more sooner.
bye

A cool website for Your Homepage

I found today a great site which you can use as your home page.

Its www.netvibes.com

This site can check your RSS feed, gmail, blog, yahoo mail all at one place and its interface is cool.

Must Try for some time and you will stick to it.

Bye
Aditya

Dyas before holiday

Now I am waiting for Deepawali holidays so that I can reach back to my home and enjoy there. I am really bored up with my life at Invertis and I want to just finish up this MBa course.

Its not that I am not having fun here but still its not the life I wanted.

I am now in touch with Shilpi and I feel she is happy with her present life so not to mention much about her.

There is not much happenings in my life so I finish off this post right now.

Bye

Website for Mobile Phone resources

This is a nice forum for mobile phone tools and utilities which you can download for free. This forum also contains a lot of free stuffs from videos to games to images.

www.imserba.com/forum

Visit and have fun for your mobile phones.

Angels and Demons

Another good book by Dan Brown. This book is prior to Da Vinci code and is also having the same thrill as Da Vinci Code. Its great reading for sci fy thriller fans and Suspense story lovers.

Those who like Da Vinci Code should not miss it.

Its a story of a Murder then it revolves around the threat in which the whole Vatican City is at stake during its Pope Selection time.

Also there are good refrences to statues and historical datas and one great revelation at the end.

Must read

Tough time at college

These days are going very tough for me as I am not habbitual of having such tight schedules.
During past two weeks I was as busy as any thing I could think of. I was first engaged in Sify project which took out all my oil in one week. To my surprise this was my project on Marketing and I became the team leader and I even don't want to make career in Marketing. Then after the Sify project I have to give exams just the very next day. Yes, My Unit test started on the next day of the last working day at sify.

I have to do exams with my regular lectures. then in between my exams I went for the industrial trip to Parle on 28th Sept. 2006. On very next day I had three exams that are of FM2, HR1 & HR2. I came back on that day at 9pm and reached to hostel at 10:30 pm.

After exam I went back to my home for Dusshera holidays and on last Sunday i.e. 1st Oct. 2006 I got my new bike (Apache).

I came back to bly on 3rd and on 4th I attended a marthon lecture of PD by Mr. Aporva Sharma.

Not to mention other bad assignments by Rastogi Sir and also masti done at college.

Last but not least day befor yesterday I found Shilpi on Orkut.