Another Funny Joke...

Ek bar ek showroom mein salesman ke liye interview

ho rahe the. Ek ladka Bhi interview dene ayaa.ladke ko
angrezi aati nahin thi, to usko manager ne reject kar
diya. Ladke ne manager se kaha, aapko sale se matlab
hona chahiye angrezi se kya? aap mujhe chance dein,
agar sale badh jaye to salary dena nahi to hata dena.
Manager ko baat janch gayi.  Ladke ko Naukari par rakh
liya gaya. Phir kya tha, doosare din se hi sale
dugani, teesare din tiguni aurr daily sale badne lagi.
Showroom ke malik ko pata laga, usne manager se
kaha, is naye ladke se mujhe milna hai. Malik showroom
par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod
bech raha tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer
se deal karte dekhne lagaa. ladke ne fishing-rod bech
di. customer ne kaha kitne rupaye,  ladka
bola Rs.800/-. yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes
dekhe aur bola,  itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing
karne jayenge? ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye,
customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye.Ab ladke ne
kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap
bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega,customer ne cap bhi
kharid li.
Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar
karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer , biscuits, bhi
le jayiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid liye. Ladka bola
machli pakdenge to rakhenge kahan ? yeh ek Rs.100/-
ki basket bhi le lijiye, customer ne woh bhi kharid
li. ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka. Malik bahut khush
hua. Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha, tum to kamal ke
salesman ho. Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa tha
aur tumane usey itna sara samaan bech diya, very good.
Ladka bola, woh aadmi to"Carefree sanitary pack"
khridane ayaa tha, maine kaha, char din tu ghar par
kya karega, Machchli pakad.