Jokes

Pateint: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

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Patient: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Patient: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Husband: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Wife: Koun si film thi ?
Husband: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Wife: Why 3?
Husband: For you and your parents

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a boy and a girl of class 1 ..
boy to mam - mam kya bachcho ke bhi bachche hote hai ??
mam- no .. impossible !!
boy to girl - dekha tum faltoo me paresaan ho rahi thi .


Beta - papa aapko cancer hai to sabko aids kyun batate hain ?
Papa- taki mere jane ke baad koi teri maa par buri najar na dale