Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Dear Mr. Bill Gates (An innocent letter of Banta Singh to Bill Gates)

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have
bought a computer for our home and we found problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open
e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in
Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears,
but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed
appears, but we face this problem only in password
field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and
he said that there is no problem in keyboard.
Because of this we open the e-mail account with
password *****. I request you to check this as we
ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the
'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop"
button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my
friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we
request you to change that to "sit", so that we can
click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in
system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter
at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working
properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot
for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to
trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect
my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG
to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money
for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when
are u coming to my home to collect ur

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to
learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide

Best regards,

Banta Singh

1 comment:

Shruti said...

Hi Aditya,
I came here through Blog Street..
The letter is very funny..i checked ur whole site and its really interesting..
Will visit often..
Take care...

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